Pizza Crescent Casserole

It’s a casse­role piz­za, but it’s NOT that slimy cold stuff you got at school.

Pizza Loaf

There’s plen­ty for every­body. You can share.

Mustard Brats and Sauerkraut

Relax, kids. “Prick brats with forks” is not a euphemism.

Vietnamese Skewered Pork and Onions

Serves four, unless you eat it all your­self. You prob­a­bly will.

Rigatoni Pie

This recipe is a lot of work; it’s also the quin­tes­sen­tial heart attack on a plate. But it will be worth it!

Asian Meatballs and Spaghetti

Meat­BALLS. With an “S.” As in more than one. MEATBALLS!

Polenta

Like grits? Pre­pare to fall in love!

Kung Pao Shrimp

I like my shrimp the way I like my women: Wicked hot and cooked to per­fec­tion! (Wait, that came out wrong…)

Crock Pot Pizza

A slow cook­er could have pre­vent­ed this tragedy.

Slow Cooker Pasta Fagioli

Despite rumors, God does not hate fagioli.