Category:

Desserts

 

Anal-Retentive Chocolate Cream Cheese Frosting

I don’t like con­fec­tion­er’s sug­ar and I don’t like frost­ing with melt­ed choco­late. Sue me.

I recommend against poop emoji cupcakes.

Chocolate Cake From Scratch

Not a rec­om­mend­ed serv­ing suggestion.

I Hereby Dub Thee Sir Egg of Nog!

Like so many oth­er things, eggnog from scratch is far more deli­cious than eggnog from the store.

Ralphie’s Microwave Fudge

The queen moth­er of obscene­ly deli­cious desserts!

Blinchiki: Blintzes with Sweet Cheese Filling

Lots of work; total­ly worth it.

Thin Mint Cookies

If you’re just try­ing to sur­vive until Girl Scout Cook­ies sea­son rolls around again, this is the recipe for you!

Strawberry Jam Forever

I think this jam could have stopped the Viet­nam war, but I guess we’ll nev­er know for sure.

Cappuccino Fudge

Don’t be sur­prised if you hear a heav­en­ly choir when you taste this!

Mental Health Brownies

A brown­ie a day keeps the loonies away!

Mom’s Cowboy Cookies

Not those cowboys!