La Super Rica Pinto Beans

What IS it with all these food ads with creepy kids?

Buttery Bubble Bread

Mr. Bub­ble’s per­son­al favorite!

Corn Meal Muffins

If you don’t love corn muffins or corn­bread, your black, twist­ed heart and greasy, ran­cid soul are so evil Dr. Evil him­self would give you a thumbs down.

Mo Better Fries

For­get French Fries or Free­dom Fries and try Mo Bet­ter Fries!

Polenta

Like grits? Pre­pare to fall in love!

Potato Bacon Packets

If you’re not already drool­ing at the thought of pota­toes and bacon, may God have mer­cy on your soul.

Almond Rice Pilaf

Cooks up so fast you won’t even have time to help Mr. Miya­gi catch flies with chopsticks.

Up North Roasted Potatoes

Don’t wor­ry; this is not a pou­tine recipe.