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FOOD!

Key Lime Poundcake With Key Lime Frosting

This recipe uses lots of limes. You could say, in fact, that the limes are key. THANK YOU! I’M HERE ALL WEEK! TIP YOUR SERVER!

  • Categories:
  • Cake
  • Desserts

Carrot Cake and Cream Cheese Frosting From Scratch!

The cake is real­ly good, but the icing is so good you’ll be tempt­ed to eat it with a spoon and binge-watch some­thing on NetFlix.

  • Hat Tip:
  • Komiko
  • Categories:
  • Cake
  • Desserts

Superior Green Bean Casserole

Every­body loves this Thanks­giv­ing tra­di­tion, but if you want to hear peo­ple rave about how good yours is, this recipe is the way to go!

  • Hat Tip:
  • Alton Brown
  • Categories:
  • Casseroles
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  • Thanksgiving

Au Jus

Yes, we know: “Au Jus” means “with juice,” and occa­sion­al­ly you see a menu with prime rib or a French dip sand­wich say­ing “With Au Jus.” If you’re the kind of wiseass who has to say, “Oh, it comes WITH WITH  juice?” try not to imag­ine going to Coci­na Kitchen Restau­rant on the cor­ner of Table Mesa Road and Plaza Square Dri­ve after stop­ping at the auto­mat­ic ATM machine. It’ll be messy if your head explodes.

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Glasshoppah Pie

When you can snatch the Oreo from my hand, it will be time for you to leave.

No one knows why Master Po left the Shaolin temple so suddenly. There were some nasty rumors about him cooking and eating one of his students, but they won't talk about it.
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  • Desserts
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Sticky Carrots

Won’t it be nice, just this once, for the kids not to whine about hav­ing to fin­ish their vegetables?

Rule 34 in action, folks.
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  • Side Dishes
  • Veggies

California Cheese Casserole

I’m so sor­ry about the grilled cheese pic­ture. Oh, wait—no I’m not.

  • Hat Tip:
  • Lorraine
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  • Casseroles
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Happy Brownies

The hap­pi­est THC-free brown­ies with­out mar­i­jua­na you’ll ever have!

  • Hat Tip:
  • Kimiko
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Basic Pasta Dough Flour Mix

If you don’t buy this book, the ter­ror­ists win. Even worse—you won’t know how to make great pasta.

  • Hat Tip:
  • Aliza Green
  • Categories:
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  • Ingredients
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American Chop Suey

All chop suey is Amer­i­can chop suey: Chop suey was (prob­a­bly) invent­ed in New York City in 1896. Oh well.

  • Hat Tip:
  • Lorraine
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