Beef - Food!

I entered my grandmother’s typewritten recipe here exactly as written; typos, surrealism and all.

The first recipe in our new To Kill For! category; here’s a pot roast your guests might kill you or anyone else to get!

Yes, this is a beefy jerk. We’re talking about beef jerky, though.

This may very well be the ultimate in comfort food!

Next up: Leekiladas and Rhubarbacoa!

Got a perfect burger? Don’t just squirt some ketchup and mustard on it–use this perfect sauce!

Take it from Sam Elliott and Hannibal Lecter: You can’t go wrong with chateaubriand.

If you ever settle for any store-bought rub or sauce after trying this recipe, Chuck Norris will personally kick your ass clear off the planet.

Time to sack up, march bravely into the unknown, and emerge with a new way to prepare the King of All Beef. No child sacrifices needed.

Corn bread and corn chili: Two great tastes that taste better together!