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Wash up! It's time for:

FOOD!

Mongo’s Fartin’ Ham & Beans

Mon­go only pawn in game of life, but Mon­go know good beans when Mon­go smell farts.

  • Categories:
  • Leftovers
  • Pork
  • Side Dishes
  • Slow Cooker

Corn Chowder

Cheeky lit­tle feller!

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  • BACON!
  • Comfort Food
  • Entrées
  • Pork
  • Slow Cooker
  • Soup/Stew
  • SPUDS!

Oh, Fudge!

This fudge is so easy it’s a lit­tle embar­rass­ing. I won’t tell if you won’t!

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  • Chocolate
  • Desserts

Superlative Pancakes

You know you’re eat­ing some ossim pan­cakes when you run out of superla­tives to describe them.

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  • Bread
  • Breakfast

Bacon Salt

If you read the title “Bacon Salt” but you did­n’t imme­di­ate­ly swoon, you’re a bad per­son and you should feel bad.

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  • BACON!
  • Ingredients
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Chili Lime Beef Jerky

Q: What wine pairs best with beef jerky?
A: Beer!

  • Hat Tip:
  • Jerkyholic
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  • Beef
  • HORSE DOOVERS!
  • Mexican

Cranberry Sauce

Cran­ber­ry jel­ly: The bal­lis­tics gel of the berry universe.

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  • Christmas
  • Desserts
  • Jams/Jellies
  • Thanksgiving

Candied Ginger

If a recipe calls for can­died gin­ger, you can usu­al­ly mix up some ground gin­ger and sug­ar and call it good. But the real thing is much better.

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  • Candy
  • How Tos
  • Ingredients

Black Forest Brownie Torte

The future’s so bright my brown­ies wear shades.

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  • Cake
  • Chocolate
  • Desserts

French Toast

Jesus and Mary don’t appear on this French toast. This French toast appears on Jesus and Mary: They have match­ing tattoos.

  • Hat Tip:
  • Robert Irvine
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  • Bread
  • Breakfast
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