French Toast
Jesus and Mary don’t appear on this French toast. This French toast appears on Jesus and Mary: They have matching tattoos.
- Hat Tip:
- Robert Irvine
- Categories:
- Bread
- Breakfast
- French
Black Forest Chocolate Cheesecake
There is NEVER enough cheesecake.
Toenail-Free Almond Cookies
For some reason even the best Chinese restaurants usually serve factory-packaged almond cookies with all the appeal of a cardboard beer coaster with a toenail on top. Here’s how to get that disgusting image out of your brain.
Rice Krispies Brrraaaaaaainssssss
Don’t leave the eyeballs attached. We don’t want this to get gross.
Zombie Boogers
It’s kind of difficult to tell whether Iggy Pop is wearing zombie makeup or if he just looks like that anyway.
Honey Brined Turkey
I’ve been using this brine exclusively for several years. It makes the turkey so moist and tender it almost falls apart like a good brisket.
- Hat Tip:
- Alton Brown
- Categories:
- Christmas
- Entrées
- Thanksgiving
- Turkey
Speedy Bean & Bacon Soup
Let’s face it: Aliens vs. Predators is a better love story than Twilight.
Bean Counter Chowder
Don’t worry; you’ll have more than three beans.
Beer & Cheese Soup
Amen!
- Categories:
- Cheese
- Chicken
- Entrées
- Slow Cooker
- Soup/Stew
Slow Cooker Chicken and Dumplings
You get dumplings, and YOU get dumplings, and YOU get dumplings!
- Hat Tip:
- Sarah
- Categories:
- Biscuits/Rolls
- Chicken
- Entrées
- Slow Cooker










