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Himalayan salt

Salt mined from the Pun­jab region of Pak­istan; it’s pink due to min­er­al impu­ri­ties. Offers no ben­e­fits oth­er than its smug factor.

Horse Doovers

HORSE DOOVERS is my dad’s Dad­speak for hors d’oeuvres. Hors d’oeuvres is French for “out­side of work,” which is so weird, even for French cui­sine, that if any­one asks me what hors d’oeuvres are, I just say it means “fan­cy snacks.”