Category:

Entrées

 

Basil Orange Chops

You’d cheer­ful­ly peel his skin off, would­n’t you? I know I would.

Slow Cooker Chicken and Dumplings

You get dumplings, and YOU get dumplings, and YOU get dumplings!

Bruce Lee Spaghetti

This is sort of stolen from Cal­i­for­nia Piz­za Kitchen’s Kung Pao Spaghet­ti. But it’s Bruce Lee Spaghet­ti because it’s BADASS.

Those red stripes on his stomach? Marinara sauce. #TMYK

Ossim Poke Chaps

If you pro­nounce it “Poke Chaps” they sound fancier.

Honey Brined Turkey

I’ve been using this brine exclu­sive­ly for sev­er­al years. It makes the turkey so moist and ten­der it almost falls apart like a good brisket.

Kernel Gander’s Public 11 Herbs and Spices

Not stolen from KFC! No law­suit necessary!

Butternut Squash/Sausage Soup

You just get some nuts, but­ter ’em and squash ’em.

We got yer BAM! BAM! right here, Emiril!

Creamy Potatoes and Kielbasa

What do you call an explod­ing kiel­basa? A kiel­basano­va! THANK YOU! I’M HERE ALL WEEK!

Bean Counter Chowder

Don’t wor­ry; you’ll have more than three beans.

Beer & Cheese Soup

Amen!