Oatmeal Cranberry White Chocolate Chunk Cookies

The oat­meal can­cels out the choco­late, so there are no calo­ries in these cook­ies. Science!

Toenail-Free Almond Cookies

For some rea­son even the best Chi­nese restau­rants usu­al­ly serve fac­to­ry-pack­aged almond cook­ies with all the appeal of a card­board beer coast­er with a toe­nail on top. Here’s how to get that dis­gust­ing image out of your brain.

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