Kung Pao Shrimp

I like my shrimp the way I like my women: Wicked hot and cooked to per­fec­tion! (Wait, that came out wrong…)

Slow Cooker Pasta Fagioli

Despite rumors, God does not hate fagioli.

Fish ‘n’ Chips

You can’t argue with Some Guy.

15-Minute Cheesy Chicken and Rice

“It’s not easy being cheesy,” saith Chester Chee­tah. It would still be a bad idea to put Chee­tos in your soup.

Balsamic Glazed Drumsticks

Draw me like one of your French chickens!

Chinese Pork Chops

Elmo like Miss Pig­gy chops!

3 Stripes Casserole

Carbs, meat, veggies—what’s not to love?

Baked Chicken Poupon

Nice chicken–FOR ME TO POOP ON!

Baked Fish Fillets

Derp Fish need not apply.

Baked Ziti

Ziti: Proud win­ner of the cov­et­ed Offi­cial­ly Tasti­er Than a Cow­bell™®© award.