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HORSE DOOVERS!

 

My dad always pro­nounced hors d’oeu­vres as “horse doovers.” You can call ’em what­ev­er you like, but they’ll always be horse doovers to me!

Hedgehog Drive-Thru Onion Rings

Not stolen from Son­ic! No law­suit necessary!

Candied Popcorn

Can­died pop­corn! Putting den­tists’ kids through col­lege since when­ev­er it was invented.

Triple-Cheese Tart

Using the word “tart” makes 92% of the cho­les­terol disappear!

Chili Lime Popcorn

I don’t want to get into trou­ble with any PETA types, but I think they serve this at bull­fights. Olé!

Chocolate Rain Popcorn

♬ Choco­late Rain Pop­corn ♬ Makes the best of friends begin to fight! ♬
♬ Choco­late Rain Pop­corn ♬ This is mine! Go make your own, all right? ♬