Spiced Pear Butter

Noth­ing per­son­al, Mike. You’re just too yum­my to live.

Bavarian Cream With Raspberry Sauce

Rasp­ber­ries make much bet­ter food than they do hats.

Chocolate Chip Banana Bread

One of the ulti­mate com­fort foods.

Banana Chocolate Chip Pecan Bread

Being mashed up for banana bread was his finest moment.

Vanilla Peach Jam

I’m gonna need you to step back from the vanil­la beans. Now.

Strawberry Jam Forever

I think this jam could have stopped the Viet­nam war, but I guess we’ll nev­er know for sure.

Raspberry Sherbet

No; that’s unsure Bert. We’re talk­ing about sherbet.

Apple Spice Drops

I’d like it even bet­ter if he paint­ed “FREE APPLESAUCE” on the side.

Apple Chips

How do ya like THEM apples?

Crimp-Eye Pirate Apple Butter

Even the Dread Pirate Roberts fears the Crimp-Eye Pirate Apple Butter!