Watergate Salad

They should rename this; the name just pro­voke mem­o­ries of ex-pres­i­dent Nixon, not salad.

Garlic PAMERZAM! Shaving Cream

How about some spuds so smooth and creamy you can’t decide whether to eat ’em or shave with ’em?

Mongo’s Fartin’ Ham & Beans

Mon­go only pawn in game of life, but Mon­go know good beans when Mon­go smell farts.

10-Minute Applesauce

Don’t wor­ry; there will still be plen­ty of brandy left for you.

4‑Bean Salad

No, not those beans.

Your Grandma’s Green Bean Casserole

I have a recipe for Supe­ri­or Green Bean Casse­role, but some­times you want it the way your Grand­ma used to make it: Way too much salt, mushy canned beans, greasy French-fried onions and all. I don’t judge.

Superior Green Bean Casserole

Every­body loves this Thanks­giv­ing tra­di­tion, but if you want to hear peo­ple rave about how good yours is, this recipe is the way to go!

Sticky Carrots

Won’t it be nice, just this once, for the kids not to whine about hav­ing to fin­ish their vegetables?

Cheesy Cornbread

You know what’s bet­ter than hot home­made corn­bread? NOTHING.

Hifalutin Mac & Cheeses

Any­body can make Krapft Mac & “Cheese.” This stuff is so good it takes four REAL cheeses.