You can call this Supernatural Elf Counselor Sauce if you want, but that’s too silly for me.
This sauce is a lot of work. It’s more than worth it.
No ducks were harmed in the production of this recipe.
We recommend against adding a baby to this recipe.
Bessie waited too long to start asking questions.
Garlic and mint mixed together? Don’t knock it till you try it.
If you ever settle for any store-bought rub or sauce after trying this recipe, Chuck Norris will personally kick your ass clear off the planet.
If you pronounce it “Poke Chaps” they sound fancier.
Let’s go take a Rigatoni ride!