Hash Browns

You don’t have to go to Denny’s or Waf­fle House to snag some late-night hash browns.

Root Beer Glazed Ham

CS,B: When I was in col­lege I met a stu­dent whose great-great-grandad invent­ed root beer. Phar­ma­cist by the name of Charles E. Hires. If you hap­pen to bump into him, tell him I said thanks.

Hifalutin Mac & Cheeses

Any­body can make Krapft Mac & “Cheese.” This stuff is so good it takes four REAL cheeses.

Bacon Cheddar Muffins

Putting a cat in this muf­fin is not rec­om­mend­ed.

Biscuit Breakfast Bake

Smell my butt all you want—you’re not get­ting any bis­cuits.

BLT Pizza

That Dough­boy already gets all the chicks. Now he’s stealin’ our sam­mich­es!

Jalapeño Bacon Flat Bread

Is it Ital­ian or Mex­i­can? Who cares?

Bacon Wrapped Dates

This is the quin­tes­sen­tial “Nobody eats just one” recipe: Be care­ful you don’t end up spend­ing all your mon­ey just to make more.

Move Biscuit! Get Out Da Way!

Not stolen from Bisquick! No law­suit nec­es­sary!

Cavatappi Pomodoro

Cavat­ap­pi: The pas­ta for adults.