Murder Victim Enchiladas

You’ll straight up mur­der these enchi­ladas! Try to wait till they cool off a lit­tle, though.

Ginger Marinated Tuna Steak With Wasabi Butter

Best tuna steak you’ll ever taste. Don’t feed it to your cat or I will find you and things could get ugly.

Hash Browns

You don’t have to go to Denny’s or Waf­fle House to snag some late-night hash browns.

Crispy Boneless Chicken

If you want limp, cold, mushy chick­en you can always go for fast food.

Asian Fish Tacos

Every day IS Taco Tues­day!

Root Beer Glazed Ham

CS,B: When I was in col­lege I met a stu­dent whose great-great-grandad invent­ed root beer. Phar­ma­cist by the name of Charles E. Hires. If you hap­pen to bump into him, tell him I said thanks.

Hifalutin Mac & Cheeses

Any­body can make Krapft Mac & “Cheese.” This stuff is so good it takes four REAL cheeses.

Bacon Cheddar Muffins

Putting a cat in this muf­fin is not rec­om­mend­ed.

Biscuit Breakfast Bake

Smell my butt all you want—you’re not get­ting any bis­cuits.

BLT Pizza

That Dough­boy already gets all the chicks. Now he’s stealin’ our sam­mich­es!