Asian Meatball Soup

Noo­dles: SERIOUS business.

Chinese Pork Chops

Elmo like Miss Pig­gy chops!

Baked Ziti

Ziti: Proud win­ner of the cov­et­ed Offi­cial­ly Tasti­er Than a Cow­bell™®© award.

French Toast Casserole

Qui veut du pain gril­lé quand tu pour­rais avoir du pain gril­lé français?

Thai Peanut Sauce

Care­ful with this stuff: It can cause zom­bie peanuts.

Italian Meat Sauce (Lasagnea, Spaghetti, Whatevs)

Half-naked come­di­an sold separately.

English Toffee

Pos­si­bly the only recipe I have that requires a sledgehammer.

Chermoula Sauce

A mari­nade or rel­ish, this here is a sta­ple of Mid­dle East­ern cui­sine. it’s tra­di­tion­al­ly used with fish or oth­er seafood, but you can use it to fla­vor any­thing you like. I won’t tell.

No.

Taco Seasoning

You can always wuss out and buy one o’ them envelopes, or you can trade up!

Greek Seasoning

Sor­ry; I can’t think of any Greek jokes that aren’t filthy.