My dad always pro­nounced hors d’oeuvres as “horse doovers.” You can call ’em what­ev­er you like, but they’ll always be horse doovers to me!

Rosemary Focaccia

Focac­cia means “flat bread” in Ital­ian. Sor­ry if you were look­ing for a com­pli­cat­ed back sto­ry.

Bacon Wrapped Dates

This is the quin­tes­sen­tial “Nobody eats just one” recipe: Be care­ful you don’t end up spend­ing all your mon­ey just to make more.

Apple Spice Drops

I’d like it even bet­ter if he paint­ed “FREE APPLESAUCE” on the side.

Chili Lime Beef Jerky

Q: What wine pairs best with beef jerky?
A: Beer!

Garlic Beef Jerky

There is noth­ing brief about jerky!

How To: Beef Jerky Basics

Yes, this is a beefy jerk. We’re talk­ing about beef jerky, though.

Apple Chips

How do ya like THEM apples?

Hedgehog Drive-Thru Onion Rings

Not stolen from Son­ic! No law­suit nec­es­sary!

Candied Popcorn

Can­died pop­corn! Putting den­tists’ kids through col­lege since when­ev­er it was invent­ed.