It's food! Can't you read?
Whassa matter, wimp? Ya scared? Don’t like hot stuff?
You really need to live a little. I mean, taste buds grow back.
I like my shrimp the way I like my women: Wicked hot and cooked to perfection! (Wait, that came out wrong…)
Careful with this stuff: It can cause zombie peanuts.
Oh sure; the cute little Wasabi looks cuddly and harmless. Be afraid. Be very afraid.