Corn Dog Casserole

The only way this could be more Amer­i­can would be to wrap it in a flag and shoot it off with some huge fireworks!

Lasagnea

Read this book right after din­ner. That is the very clos­est a cat should ever get to your lasagnea.

Italian Meat Sauce (Lasagnea, Spaghetti, Whatevs)

Half-naked come­di­an sold separately.

Soft Pretzel Hot Dog Buns

Even the hum­ble hot dog deserves a good bun!