Inverted Nipple Cookies

Serv­ing sug­ges­tion: Arrange a bunch of bras on the table and put a cook­ie in each cup.

Upside Down Meatloaf

If you want Dr. Frank N Furter and Magen­ta and Riff-Raff and Brad and Janet and all the rest to fight over your din­ner, this is the way to go.

Chocolate Chip Banana Bread

One of the ulti­mate com­fort foods.


Read this book right after din­ner. That is the very clos­est a cat should ever get to your lasag­nea.

Italian Meat Sauce (Lasagnea, Spaghetti, Whatevs)

Half-naked come­di­an sold sep­a­rate­ly.