Cavatappi & Cheese

This is what ya call Mac & Cheese for grownups.

Inverted Nipple Cookies

Serv­ing sug­ges­tion: Arrange a bunch of bras on the table and put a cook­ie in each cup.

Upside Down Meatloaf

If you want Dr. Frank N Furter and Magen­ta and Riff-Raff and Brad and Janet and all the rest to fight over your din­ner, this is the way to go.

Corn Dog Casserole

The only way this could be more Amer­i­can would be to wrap it in a flag and shoot it off with some huge fire­works!

Chocolate Chip Banana Bread

One of the ulti­mate com­fort foods.

Lasagnea

Read this book right after din­ner. That is the very clos­est a cat should ever get to your lasag­nea.

Italian Meat Sauce (Lasagnea, Spaghetti, Whatevs)

Half-naked come­di­an sold sep­a­rate­ly.