Au Gratin PO-TAY-TOES Pancakes

Not many peo­ple know this, but PO-TAY-TOES helped destroy Sauron!

Ginger-Marinated Tuna With Wasabi Butter

There’s no shame in this tuna!

Asian Sea Bass

Deli­cious fish and all the bass puns you can think of? Win-win!

Crispy Grilled Catfish

There are two kinds of peo­ple in the world: Those who love cat­fish, and those who lead drab, wretched lives.

Kung Pao Shrimp

I like my shrimp the way I like my women: Wicked hot and cooked to per­fec­tion! (Wait, that came out wrong…)

Crock Pot Pizza

A slow cook­er could have pre­vent­ed this tragedy.

Capellini Caprese Pasta

“Capelli­ni” is Ital­ian for “Anorex­ic spaghet­ti.” You can also call it “Angel Hair”, but who wants to eat hair?

Slow Cooker Pasta Fagioli

Despite rumors, God does not hate fagioli.

Zesty Italian Noodle Skillet

Not that kind of zest.