Best tuna steak you’ll ever taste. Don’t feed it to your cat or I will find you and things could get ugly.
All chop suey is American chop suey: Chop suey was (probably) invented in New York City in 1896. Oh well.
You’ll straight up murder these enchiladas! Try to wait till they cool off a little, though.
You can call this Supernatural Elf Counselor Sauce if you want, but that’s too silly for me.
If you want limp, cold, mushy chicken you can always go for fast food.
CS,B: When I was in college I met a student whose great-great-grandad invented root beer. Pharmacist by the name of Charles E. Hires. If you happen to bump into him, tell him I said thanks.
That Doughboy already gets all the chicks. Now he’s stealin’ our sammiches!