Murder Victim Enchiladas

You’ll straight up mur­der these enchi­ladas! Try to wait till they cool off a lit­tle, though.

Sauce. Alfredo Sauce. Stirred, Not Shaken

You can call this Super­nat­ur­al Elf Coun­selor Sauce if you want, but that’s too sil­ly for me.

Caesar Salad Dressing

Back­stab­bing deli­cious fla­vor!

Ginger Marinated Tuna Steak With Wasabi Butter

Best tuna steak you’ll ever taste. Don’t feed it to your cat or I will find you and things could get ugly.

Crispy Boneless Chicken

If you want limp, cold, mushy chick­en you can always go for fast food.

Asian Fish Tacos

Every day IS Taco Tues­day!

Root Beer Glazed Ham

CS,B: When I was in col­lege I met a stu­dent whose great-great-grandad invent­ed root beer. Phar­ma­cist by the name of Charles E. Hires. If you hap­pen to bump into him, tell him I said thanks.

BLT Pizza

That Dough­boy already gets all the chicks. Now he’s stealin’ our sam­mich­es!

Cheesy Penne, Bacon and Broccoli

Pas­ta, cheese and bacon: Enough noms that you can for­give broccoli’s pres­ence.

Cavatappi & Cheese

This is what ya call Mac & Cheese for grownups.