Inverted Nipple Cookies

Serv­ing sug­ges­tion: Arrange a bunch of bras on the table and put a cook­ie in each cup.

Chocolate Oatmeal Cookies

Recipes list ingre­di­ents in order of impor­tance. Notice how choco­late is list­ed before oat­meal. ‘Nuff said.

Aunt Joyce’s Oatmeal Cookies

Don’t wor­ry: No raisins in this recipe to abuse your trust.

Cranberry No Ls

A whole lot of cran­ber­ries died for this recipe. Thank them for their ser­vice.

Apple Spice Drops

I’d like it even bet­ter if he paint­ed “FREE APPLESAUCE” on the side.

Seven Layer Magic Cookie Bars

The Cook­ie Mon­ster might not like that, kid.

Oatmeal Cranberry White Chocolate Chunk Cookies

The oat­meal can­cels out the choco­late, so there are no calo­ries in these cook­ies. Sci­ence!

Toenail-Free Almond Cookies

For some rea­son even the best Chi­nese restau­rants usu­al­ly serve fac­to­ry-pack­aged almond cook­ies with all the appeal of a card­board beer coast­er with a toe­nail on top. Here’s how to get that dis­gust­ing image out of your brain.

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Faces of Death Cookies

These cook­ies will haunt your dreams, but in a good way.