Category:

Desserts

 

Apple Oatmeal Crisp

Fast, easy, inex­pen­sive and healthy! (Well, healthy for a dessert, anyway.)

Inverted Nipple Cookies

Serv­ing sug­ges­tion: Arrange a bunch of bras on the table and put a cook­ie in each cup.

Faces of Death Cookies

These cook­ies will haunt your dreams, but in a good way.

Mouth Orgasm Cheesecake

Warn­ing: Don’t take this cheese­cake to work unless you want a huge sex­u­al harass­ment lawsuit.

Happy Brownies

The hap­pi­est THC-free brown­ies with­out mar­i­jua­na you’ll ever have!

Impossible Burger Oatmeal Cookies

I want­ed to make some big oat­meal cook­ies so I used my ham­burg­er pat­ty mak­er. They looked like those meat sub­sti­tute burg­ers. Hence the name.

These are large unbaked oatmeal cookies. Not fake hamburgers.

Sugar Cookies

Cook­ie Mon­ster approved!

Suthin’ Bread Puddin’

Nevah git between a suthin’ gen­tle­man and his bread pud­din’. ‘Spe­cial­ly if’n it’s gots PEE-cans in it!

Strawberry Rhubarb Pie

Nev­er rub anoth­er man’s rhubarb. Get your own rhubarb; then you can rub it all you like.

Spiced Pear Butter

Noth­ing per­son­al, Mike. You’re just too yum­my to live.