Raspberry Sherbet

No; that’s unsure Bert. We’re talk­ing about sher­bet.

Chocolate Layered Delight

All the choco­late in this makes Willy Won­ka green with envy.

Inverted Nipple Cookies

Serv­ing sug­ges­tion: Arrange a bunch of bras on the table and put a cook­ie in each cup.

Chocolate Oatmeal Cookies

Recipes list ingre­di­ents in order of impor­tance. Notice how choco­late is list­ed before oat­meal. ‘Nuff said.

Aunt Joyce’s Oatmeal Cookies

Don’t wor­ry: No raisins in this recipe to abuse your trust.

Cranberry No Ls

A whole lot of cran­ber­ries died for this recipe. Thank them for their ser­vice.

Almond Praline Upside Down Cakes

Inquir­ing Veloci­rap­tors want to know!

Apple Spice Drops

I’d like it even bet­ter if he paint­ed “FREE APPLESAUCE” on the side.

Seven Layer Magic Cookie Bars

The Cook­ie Mon­ster might not like that, kid.

Oatmeal Cranberry White Chocolate Chunk Cookies

The oat­meal can­cels out the choco­late, so there are no calo­ries in these cook­ies. Sci­ence!