Baked Potato Soup

There are two kinds of soup: Pota­to soup and not pota­to soup.

Swedish Cream

The most amaz­ing dessert you’ve ever tast­ed, or my name isn’t Svårgên Lüte­fîsk Løki Vîn Ümlaut Du Köm­mer Att Assim­i­l­eras of Børg!

Mouth Orgasm Cheesecake

Warn­ing: Don’t take this cheese­cake to work unless you want a huge sex­u­al harass­ment law­suit.

Cilantro Sour Cream Dressing

If you don’t like cilantro, this recipe is not for you. But then again, if you don’t like cilantro you should check your­self into a psych ward.