You can call this Supernatural Elf Counselor Sauce if you want, but that’s too silly for me.
Not special as in “short-bus special.” Special as in “Oooh! This is specially good!”
“Capellini” is Italian for “Anorexic spaghetti.” You can also call it “Angel Hair”, but who wants to eat hair?
Read this book right after dinner. That is the very closest a cat should ever get to your lasagnea.