I’m so sorry about the grilled cheese picture. Oh, wait—no I’m not.
Does Venezuelan Beaver Cheese exist? How do you milk a beaver, anyway? Does Venezuela even have beavers?
You can call this Supernatural Elf Counselor Sauce if you want, but that’s too silly for me.
Anybody can make Krapft Mac & “Cheese.” This stuff is so good it takes four REAL cheeses.
Smell my butt all you want—you’re not getting any biscuits.
Pasta, cheese and bacon: Enough noms that you can forgive broccoli’s presence.