Ginger Marinated Tuna Steak With Wasabi Butter

Best tuna steak you’ll ever taste. Don’t feed it to your cat or I will find you and things could get ugly.

Venezuelan Beaver Cheese?

Does Venezue­lan Beaver Cheese exist? How do you milk a beaver, any­way? Does Venezuela even have beavers?

Sauce. Alfredo Sauce. Stirred, Not Shaken

You can call this Super­nat­ur­al Elf Coun­selor Sauce if you want, but that’s too sil­ly for me.

Cheesy Cornbread

You know what’s bet­ter than hot home­made corn­bread? NOTHING.

Lone Star Inn Honey Butter

Not stolen from Texas Road­house! No law­suit nec­es­sary!

Wasabi Butter

I would warn you not to rub your butt with wasabi, but it’s a self-cor­rect­ing prob­lem.

Hifalutin Mac & Cheeses

Any­body can make Krapft Mac & “Cheese.” This stuff is so good it takes four REAL cheeses.

Bacon Cheddar Muffins

Putting a cat in this muf­fin is not rec­om­mend­ed.

Biscuit Breakfast Bake

Smell my butt all you want—you’re not get­ting any bis­cuits.

Cheesy Penne, Bacon and Broccoli

Pas­ta, cheese and bacon: Enough noms that you can for­give broc­col­i’s pres­ence.