Hash Browns

You don’t have to go to Den­ny’s or Waf­fle House to snag some late-night hash browns.

Gordon Ramsey’s &%#$*)(@! American Hash Browns and $%$#@!@ Eggs

Gor­don Ram­sey says the world’s best break­fasts come from Amer­i­ca. Since we eat break­fast for break­fast, lunch and din­ner, I think he’s on to some­thing.

French Toast

Jesus and Mary don’t appear on this French toast. This French toast appears on Jesus and Mary: They have match­ing tat­toos.

Bacon Cheddar Muffins

Putting a cat in this muf­fin is not rec­om­mend­ed.

Biscuit Breakfast Bake

Smell my butt all you want—you’re not get­ting any bis­cuits.

Banana Blueberry Muffins

If you give a frog a blue­ber­ry, you won’t be able to make these muffins.

Superlative Pancakes

You know you’re eat­ing some ossim pan­cakes when you run out of superla­tives to describe them.

Au Gratin PO-TAY-TOES Pancakes

Not many peo­ple know this, but PO-TAY-TOES helped destroy Sauron!

Slow Cooker Breakfast Casserole

A good casse­role beats hopes and dreams any day.

Cinnamon Streusel Bundt

These cin­na­mon rolls are boda­cious, dude!